Every morning I take a shower, put on my bathrobe, and blow dry my hair. Every morning, this is what I see in the bathroom doorway:
Jersey. Looking terribly perturbed at the sound of my hair dryer. Couldn’t she just not sit so close? We have a 1300 square foot house and she’s allowed to go anywhere except the kitchen counters and on the dining table.
Cats are so weird.
P.S. Bonus points if you know where the title of this post comes from.