Today I have been married for 8 months. So I’m going to take this opportunity to offer some advice.

Well, that was fun. In all seriousness, here’s what I’ve learned: don’t be like me. Just be nice to your husband, all the time. Otherwise, you get into fights and then the cat has to climb on the coffee table and upchuck into the floor in order to get you to stop.

Note: I’m not advocating being a doormat. I don’t believe that’s what submission is about. But perhaps it’s OK to put the toilet seat down yourself instead of getting slightly mad, taking a picture of it with your cell phone, and texting it to him. I mean, if that ever happened.


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